I Get Tuna (Lyrics)

(Beginning)

Humans measure there wealth by how much money they have 

But us cats, we measure success by Tuna

I I I get Tuna check me out 

1st Verse

I am Mr. tuna man, I get tuna by the can 

When I hear can opener I ju-just go crazy man 

Watch me do tuna dance, I sh-sh-sh-shake my pants 

Stack my tuna so high, it's higher than a ceiling fan 

Really man, if you can, stack that tuna higher than 

Sky scrapper, jaw breaker, no my tuna's softer than 

Cashmere, listen here, mr. mr. looky here 

I can smell a tuna can a thousand miles away in France and

When I hear that click, click, I just go crazy man 

Drink up all the tuna juice and then get more crazy than 

Scratch all up your leg and then I jump around the house and dance 

This is my my my my my my tu-tu-tu-tu tuna dance 

Tuna is delicious, tuna is nutritious 

From what I understand, it comes from the fishes 

From the sea, to the can, making me happy man

This is for my kitties that are struggling in Japan

Chorus

Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna

I get tuna, I get Tuna

Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna

I-I-I want tuna, feed me now 

2nd Verse 

This is my MTV cribs mr. looky here 

I stack my tuna all around round everywhere 

On the couch, on the table 

In the bathroom, dinning table 

If I was a horsey I would stack it in my little stable 

No I don't have a stable, and I just cut my cable  

Don't watch it anyway, I just eat and eat and eat

The only I time I get some sleep is when I just can not eat 

But I got more tuna than a farmer ever had tomatoes 

Hide it the sock drawer, hide by the front door 

Hide it in the closet, got a key I lock it 

Even by the tv set cables there's a tuna can 

Hey man, don't you touch my tuna, eh, eh!

Got some over by the lamp

Stack my tuna like a champ

Get more tuna than the average Kit-Kitty Cat 

Tell me what you think of that, such a hungry kitty cat 

Is that tuna that I smell, give it to me now!

Chorus 

Bridge

Kona: Hey N2,

N2: Hello Kona

Kona: Mind if I have some of your tuna

N2: Yes I do, it's all mine, you can't have any 

Kona: We'll just see about that 

3rd Verse 

Kona:Yes I am a tuna stealer, it's because I'm Siamese

I'm sure that you mind if I just take a little bite of it 

Oh it smells so good I might just take another bite of it

namnamnamnamnam, Sorry it's gone 

Yes I am Kona, now your forewarned 

Lesson in life never leave it alone 

Never leave your tuna unattended cuz I'll 

eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat 

N2: Kona don't you ever touch my tuna

Never get get near it,  your stomach's is so mu-much bigger than your brain is 

Apparently I st st stutter when I get get angry 

And you don't ever want to ever see me really just get angry 

Sorry I just had a moment now I am so calmed down

Get away from my tuna, long arm of the law now 

Spit that tuna from your mouth or you will get a smack down 

Kona: Fine, I put it down

n2: good I'm calm now 

Chorus

You sing the lyrics, c'mon 

I get 

Tuna, Tuna

Come on Sing it, yeah!

This one is so awesome 

I love tuna

Oh, there's nothing more in the world I love 

Except catnip, I should do a song about catnip 

Oh next time 

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