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Thursday, September 13, 2012

I Get Tuna (Lyrics)

Humans measure there wealth by how much money they have 
But us cats, we measure success by Tuna
I I I get Tuna check me out 

1st Verse
I am Mr. tuna man, I get tuna by the can 
When I hear can opener I ju-just go crazy man 
Watch me do tuna dance, I sh-sh-sh-shake my pants 
Stack my tuna so high, it's higher than a ceiling fan 

Really man, if you can, stack that tuna higher than 
Sky scrapper, jaw breaker, no my tuna's softer than 
Cashmere, listen here, mr. mr. looky here 
I can smell a tuna can a thousand miles away in France and

When I hear that click, click, I just go crazy man 
Drink up all the tuna juice and then get more crazy than 
Scratch all up your leg and then I jump around the house and dance 
This is my my my my my my tu-tu-tu-tu tuna dance 

Tuna is delicious, tuna is nutritious 
From what I understand, it comes from the fishes 
From the sea, to the can, making me happy man
This is for my kitties that are struggling in Japan

Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
I get tuna, I get Tuna
Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
I-I-I want tuna, feed me now 

2nd Verse 
This is my MTV cribs mr. looky here 
I stack my tuna all around round everywhere 
On the couch, on the table 
In the bathroom, dinning table 
If I was a horsey I would stack it in my little stable 

No I don't have a stable, and I just cut my cable  
Don't watch it anyway, I just eat and eat and eat
The only I time I get some sleep is when I just can not eat 
But I got more tuna than a farmer ever had tomatoes 

Hide it the sock drawer, hide by the front door 
Hide it in the closet, got a key I lock it 
Even by the tv set cables there's a tuna can 
Hey man, don't you touch my tuna, eh, eh!

Got some over by the lamp
Stack my tuna like a champ
Get more tuna than the average Kit-Kitty Cat 
Tell me what you think of that, such a hungry kitty cat 
Is that tuna that I smell, give it to me now!


Kona: Hey N2,
N2: Hello Kona
Kona: Mind if I have some of your tuna
N2: Yes I do, it's all mine, you can't have any 
Kona: We'll just see about that 

3rd Verse 
Kona:Yes I am a tuna stealer, it's because I'm Siamese
I'm sure that you mind if I just take a little bite of it 
Oh it smells so good I might just take another bite of it
namnamnamnamnam, Sorry it's gone 

Yes I am Kona, now your forewarned 
Lesson in life never leave it alone 
Never leave your tuna unattended cuz I'll 
eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat 

N2: Kona don't you ever touch my tuna
Never get get near it,  your stomach's is so mu-much bigger than your brain is 
Apparently I st st stutter when I get get angry 
And you don't ever want to ever see me really just get angry 

Sorry I just had a moment now I am so calmed down
Get away from my tuna, long arm of the law now 
Spit that tuna from your mouth or you will get a smack down 
Kona: Fine, I put it down
n2: good I'm calm now 


You sing the lyrics, c'mon 
I get 
Tuna, Tuna
Come on Sing it, yeah!

This one is so awesome 
I love tuna
Oh, there's nothing more in the world I love 
Except catnip, I should do a song about catnip 
Oh next time 

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