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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dance Like A Cat (lyrics)


Dance Like A Cat

(beginning)
Oh, hello there!
This one's for all those dancing kitty cats out there
I see you 
I know you love to dance
And when you hear this music 
You better report to the dance floor
One!  Two!  Three!  Let's go!!!

1st Verse 
The cat is back
On another track 
I dance so preppy
I'm the opposite of whack 

Blacker than black 
Midnight cat 
Solid like a rock
Popular cuz I talk 

All the preppy kitty cats 
Just unite 
Black, white, calico 
Dance all night 

Himalayan, Maine Coon  
Russian Blue, Tortie kitties 
Put your paws up 
Like a big ol' Preppy kitty 

If you got a furry tail 
Green eyes, blue eyes 
Bushy tail, skinny tail 
Scratch something with your nails 

Are you a ferrel cat?
I'm ok with that 
Lemme see you dan dan dance 
Do the robot 

If you love Tuna 
Lemme see you dance
If you love catnip
Lemme see you dance

If you love fish toys
Lemme see you dance 
If you hate the vet 
Then stop!

Chorus 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Dan dan dan dan dan 
Dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Calling all cats 
Dan dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Dan dan dan dan dan 
Dance like a cat 

2nd Verse
Um excuse me Houston 
Ok
We got a problem 
It's a revolution 

Kitty cats dancing 
Straight to the music 
Dan dan dan dance
Anyway you choose it 

If you're from Texas 
Then catch a mouse
If you're from Detroit 
Then catch a mouse

If you're from New York 
Then catch a mouse
If you're from Florida
Catch a Gecko

I like to shake my 
P p p pants 
Oops I don't wear pants 
I just CAT DANCE!

Making kitties get down 
England to France 
When I hear this song I 
C c cat dance!

Excuse me, pardon me
I dance like a cat 
Young, old, Scottish Fold 
Skinny and fat 

Fatter than fat
Then go on a diet 
Sh the neighbours are sleeping 
Be quiet 

(Chorus)

Bridge 
Hey N2
Hello Kona 
N2, you better let me say sumin' on this track
Mmmm… do it!

All the Siamese cats
No matter where you come from 
Wreck something in the house 
Then just play dumb 

I howl all night 
I walk like a champ 
I hid your car keys 
And yes I broke the lamp 

I'm so social 
I'm a party animal 
Yes I'm a cat so… 
You can take it literal-

Ly, I'm a mangy 
Feline, beeline 
Straight to the tuna 
Give it to me sooner 

Got a new couch
Where you love to sit at 
Have no fear
I've already wrecked that 

Tear up the chair 
And rip up the Sofa 
So much stress you go in a coma 

Call me Kona 
Yes I'm a princess
Now you're on my time 
This is a business 

Big ears, blue eyes
Yes I'm evil 
Life with me 
Is the opposite of peaceful 

Chorus 

(Ending)
Come on hommies
You know you want to dance to this 
Shake your furry pants to this 
Were gonna get down 

You know I love Auto Tune 
It's what I do 
My name's N2
I'm gonna rock out 

N2 this is the worst performance 
You've ever done 
On any song 
Any song I've ever heard you do 

It's just awful 
Awful, awful

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