Dance Like A Cat (lyrics)

Dance Like A Cat

(beginning)

Oh, hello there!

This one's for all those dancing kitty cats out there

I see you 

I know you love to dance

And when you hear this music 

You better report to the dance floor

One!  Two!  Three!  Let's go!!!

1st Verse 

The cat is back

On another track 

I dance so preppy

I'm the opposite of whack 

Blacker than black 

Midnight cat 

Solid like a rock

Popular cuz I talk 

All the preppy kitty cats 

Just unite 

Black, white, calico 

Dance all night 

Himalayan, Maine Coon  

Russian Blue, Tortie kitties 

Put your paws up 

Like a big ol' Preppy kitty 

If you got a furry tail 

Green eyes, blue eyes 

Bushy tail, skinny tail 

Scratch something with your nails 

Are you a ferrel cat?

I'm ok with that 

Lemme see you dan dan dance 

Do the robot 

If you love Tuna 

Lemme see you dance

If you love catnip

Lemme see you dance

If you love fish toys

Lemme see you dance 

If you hate the vet 

Then stop!

Chorus 

Dance like a cat 

Dance, dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 

Dance, dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 

Dance, dance like a cat 

Dan dan dan dan dan 

Dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 

Dance, dance like a cat 

Calling all cats 

Dan dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 

Dance, dance like a cat 

Dan dan dan dan dan 

Dance like a cat 

2nd Verse

Um excuse me Houston 

Ok

We got a problem 

It's a revolution 

Kitty cats dancing 

Straight to the music 

Dan dan dan dance

Anyway you choose it 

If you're from Texas 

Then catch a mouse

If you're from Detroit 

Then catch a mouse

If you're from New York 

Then catch a mouse

If you're from Florida

Catch a Gecko

I like to shake my 

P p p pants 

Oops I don't wear pants 

I just CAT DANCE!

Making kitties get down 

England to France 

When I hear this song I 

C c cat dance!

Excuse me, pardon me

I dance like a cat 

Young, old, Scottish Fold 

Skinny and fat 

Fatter than fat

Then go on a diet 

Sh the neighbours are sleeping 

Be quiet 

(Chorus)

Bridge 

Hey N2

Hello Kona 

N2, you better let me say sumin' on this track

Mmmm… do it!

All the Siamese cats

No matter where you come from 

Wreck something in the house 

Then just play dumb 

I howl all night 

I walk like a champ 

I hid your car keys 

And yes I broke the lamp 

I'm so social 

I'm a party animal 

Yes I'm a cat so… 

You can take it literal-

Ly, I'm a mangy 

Feline, beeline 

Straight to the tuna 

Give it to me sooner 

Got a new couch

Where you love to sit at 

Have no fear

I've already wrecked that 

Tear up the chair 

And rip up the Sofa 

So much stress you go in a coma 

Call me Kona 

Yes I'm a princess

Now you're on my time 

This is a business 

Big ears, blue eyes

Yes I'm evil 

Life with me 

Is the opposite of peaceful 

Chorus 

(Ending)

Come on hommies

You know you want to dance to this 

Shake your furry pants to this 

Were gonna get down 

You know I love Auto Tune 

It's what I do 

My name's N2

I'm gonna rock out 

N2 this is the worst performance 

You've ever done 

On any song 

Any song I've ever heard you do 

It's just awful 

Awful, awful

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