VersaBC: Who wants tuna?
VersaBC: Bon appetite, make sure you share with N2 Kona
Intense slurping sounds
N2: Kona, you're splashing the tuna juice everywhere with your slurpy tongue
Kona: This is gooooooood
Kona: Quit hogging all the tuna
VersaBC: Here you go N2, Kona you have to share, be nice to N2, let him have a little bit too
Kona: Hand over the can if you know what's good for you fatty
(Kona makes munching noises while eating tuna)
Kona: I'll just have another little bite while I'm here, hey, not fair
Kona: Time for the old back door bandit trick, oh heyyy, I see you still have tuna here, hope you don't mind if I just
VersaBC: Kona, let N2 have his turn, you've already had enough so far
Kona: Let me take a look at the calorie count there N2, Houdini time!
Kona: Time for another back door trick
Kona: Don't mind me I'm just your local floor cleaner, everything looks good here, I'll kill you
VersaBC: Here you go N2, Kona, let N2 eat
Kona: Houdini Time
Kona: Time for another back door bandit trick, punch to the face
VersaBC: Kona, let N2 N2 eat in peace
Kona: No fair, that's an illegal ninja move from the government
Kona: N2 if you take one more bite of that tuna, as soon as he's gone to bed you're gonna get the biggest beating of your life
VersaBC: Hey, what did you just say to N2
N2: I'm not really that hungry right now
VersaBC: Here you go N2, don't let her intimidate you
Kona: Time for another back door bandit trick
Kona punches N2
Kona: You got a tape worm or something?
Old Western Music
VersaBC: Here you go N2, Kona you settle down
Kona: illegal ninja moves from the government
Intense music, Kona's head appears
Kona: Me, me! (Kona bites N2)
N2: You're such a spaz
Kona: What'd you say?
N2: crazy lady
Kona: you want crazy?
N2: Hey, behave!
Kona: call me crazy
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VersaBC: Hey N2, show everyone your preppy stance, oh yeah, classic N2, paws close together, chest out, big kitty cat eyes, can you do it Kona?
Kona: easy, well, what do you think? Come, on, tell me, I wanna be preppy too
VersaBC: uh… well…
Kona: time for another Back door bandit trick