Friday, September 14, 2012

Preppy Walk (Lyrics)


Beginning
Ladies and gentleman 
It's officially over
Cuz I feel like I'm gonna do the Preppy Walk 
Do the Preppy Walk, do the do the Preppy Walk 

1st Verse 
Big green eyes
Cute face to match 
Look at me ladies
I'm a Preppy Preppy catch!

Long luscious fur
Big whiskers 
Super sonic pur
Warm in the winter 

Chase string 
Aint a thing
Catch mice 
That aren't moving 

I like fish toys 
I love food 
I hate Kona
She's just rude 

Chorus 
Eh Preppy Boy, can you do the Preppy Walk? 
Eh Eh Preppy Boy, can you do the Preppy Walk? 
Eh Eh Eh Preppy Boy, can you do the Preppy Walk? 
Do the, do the Preppy Walk, do the do the Preppy Walk

Talking
Oh my goodness
This is crazy right now now now now
Let me do something I've never done 
Let me speed it up right now, right now 

2nd Verse 
Ever heard a kitty cat rhyme this
Ever heard a kitty cat make hits like this 
No you never heard another kitty bang bang like me 
Never heard another kitty sing sang like me 

But it's the reason the ladies will flock 
Looking so Preppy when I start to talk 
Turning my head and I  give them a shock 
Looking so Preppy now stop

Cat nip in plastic
Tuna fantastic 
Bending gymnastics 
Fish toys, elastics 

Staples of a preppy kitty 
Living in a preppy city 
Now you seen me talk talk 
Watch me do my walk walk 

Chorus 

3rd Verse 
I Get Tuna 
I Dance Preppy 
I Wear Sweaters 
No Checkers

Nobody like me
Ladies wanna wife me
But I tell them no 
So politely 

Oh look at me, I'm a Preppy Cat Stunna
You can look around but you'll find no other 
Sitting with my shades on, it's it's game on 
Never wear a sweater made out of nylon 

Oh I'm an animal, a kitty cat
Home run when I step up to bat
Oh oh thank you, for your applause 
Ripping up the place even without front claws 

Talking 
Oh I don't know where that came from 
But it was totally awesome
I didn't even know I was capable of that 
I wonder what else I could do 

4th Verse 
Kona wanna take my food, better not touch it I'm a real bad dude
Every body want to preppy walk and talk but they never want pay their dues
Sitting on a couch in a house is what I call Preppy now Preppy divine
Don't you dare touch my food because it is mine  

Talking 
Oh my goodness
I don't even to sing anything now hommie 
This track is just so awesome 
Put your paws together, put your paws together
That was weird, no?

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Siamese Kona Cat

1st Verse
Hey what's that, sound I hear?
I think the Oglogs are getting Near
Could it be just a hunch? (there she is let's get her)
It's time for lunch!

Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat
Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat

If you only really knew
Everything that I've been through
I've chased both near and far
On the water, motor car


Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat
Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat

Chorus 
I'm the S I A M E S E 
K O N A C A T 
Siamese Kona Cat 
Siamese Kona Cat 
K O N A 
Siamese Kona Cat 


2nd Verse 
Niagara falls is really near
Then a rainbow just appears
In the sky I love to fly
Like a bird I get so high


Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat
Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat

I'm getting tired of the chase
So I fly a reckless pace
Faster, faster, I do cry 
Then I hurry run inside 

Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat
Look out!
Here comes the Kona Cat

Chorus 

3rd Verse 
Can a cat climb a wall
Yes they can sometimes they fall 
Hanging on, for dear life
Why did I run inside 

Look out I am about to fall
Look out I am about to fall 

Kona Cat, Kona Cat
Does what a Kona Cat does 
Can she cling to ceiling 
No she can't cuz she's a cat 

Oh no, I just hurt myself
Oh no, now I'm in trouble 

Chorus 

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Super Hero Cat (Lyrics)


Beginning
Oh another rainy day 
Nothing much going on here
Well, at least Kona's not around anymore
Ah peaceful times, so happy 

1st Verse 
I was sitting by the window
looking oh so hot
Had some preppy sweaters on
loving life a lot

Boom the office chair 
suddenly appears 
Smoke all around it
out of nowhere 

What was I to do
What was I to think 
Empty with a note attached
I think I'll need a drink 

Got to be some explanation
As I moan and wail 
The note says bring the Tuna
Kona's in Jail 

Chorus 
I'm Super Hero Cat 
Coming to the rescue said I'm
Super Hero cat
Coming through to save you, cuz I'm 
N N N2
N N2 the super cat, I'm 
Super hero cat 
N N2 the Hero Cat 

Villains be aware 
Better run and hide because I'm 
Super Preppy Cat 
I have super powers 
Like a super sonic purr 
Never saw it coming 
Yes I'm Super Hero Cat 
N N2 the super kitty

2nd Verse 
I better get myself ready
Looking Preppy and Hot
Should I wear the Junior Mint
I like that one a lot 

No I got to keep my focus 
From this moment on 
I know which shirt that I will choose 
The one that says GAME ON

Now I'm ready, in the mode
Hope this chair don't explode 
Fuel it up with some catnip
So excited for my time trip

Getting second thoughts 
Maybe I should take a Nappy
No, Got to go save Kona 
Call me Mr. Happy

Chorus

Bridge 
Now I'm floating somewhere 
In the sands of time
Will I reach my destination 
Where the whiskers am I 

Passing though some gases
That smell just like Kona
I know that she was here
I can smell her aroma

Why did I decide 
to take this crazy trip
Oh who cares anyway
I'm eating all the catnip

I'm running out of fuel 
As I reach my destination
Mr. Happy I am no longer
I'm about to crash this spaceship

Chorus 

3rd Verse 
Looking all around
As I walk around the lair
Kona's got to be here 
I smell her in the air

Heart starts pounding
Paws feel heavy 
Tail starts twitching 
Oglogs surround me 

Oglogs surround me   

Ending 
So uh, you got pretty sharp teeth there
You know just because I don't have front claws
Doesn't mean I don't pack a mean back left leg hook 
I could scratch your face really bad
Stay off me, stay away

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Earth Song (Lyrics)


Beginning
When you look around the world today
What do you see?
Do you see things that need to change?
Do you think it can ever be done?

1st Verse
Climate changing, global warming
Bees in the field no longer swarming
Chemicals hindering growth
Fields are bare, how can we cope  

Irrigation, pesticide drift
Look around, what’s happening with this
Planet I use to call my home
Now it’s full of concrete I feel so alone

Air pollution, ozone depletion
Gmo’s and oil secretion
I love tuna; it’s my favorite dish
But now I find there is Mercury in fish

Clearcutting, deforestation
Animals lose homes humans take vacations
I don’t know why humans do all of this
Is it greed, is there something that I missed?

Chorus
Did you know Rainforests provide a home to some of the most amazing animals on earth. However, because of mining and deforestation countless species of animals are losing their homes
we are losing 137 plant, animal and insect species every single day, That’s 50,000 species a year.

2nd Vesre
Oh Mr. Cooperate look what you’ve done
You’ve ruined everything under the sun
Except your bank account that’s doing just fine
But pretty soon we’ll run out of time

What happened to the good ol’ days
When you could take water straight from a lake
Oil spills, covering marine life
Shark fins, delicacy yeah right

Endangered species, new car lease’s
Eating all the pie, but where’s their piece’s?
Did you think when you took away their homes?
Did you think of their families left alone?

What’s a baby polar bear going to do now?
With out a momma cuz the ice caps are gone now
This is something that’s really really strange
This is something that’s really got to change 

Chorus
Pollution, hunting and poaching has made the polar bear endangered but did you know a major threat to Polar Bears is the rapid loss of sea ice
As the Arctic continues to warm due to climate change, two-thirds of the world's polar bears could disappear by the middle of this century if no action is taken to greatly reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
3rd Verse
Take a moment to watch the sun set
That’s something you’ll never regret
Feel the raindrops caress your skin
Allow yourself to take it all in

Enjoy yourself shout hello from a hill
Watch the leaves fall as time stands still
Watch a shooting comet fly on by
Say goodnight to the stars sometimes

Say hello to your best friend today
Give them a hug; it’s going to be ok
Laugh, cry and take your life all in
Don’t let people get under your skin

Enjoy the simple things they’re all free
Enjoy the simple things take it from me
Change the world one smile at a time
You can make a difference as you reach the finish line

Ending
Now something I don’t quite understand is
If I’m just a stupid old kitty cat
How can I be so smart and see all of these things?
Well… the answer is simple
I’m preppy!  And I’m HOT! And Kona’s NOT!
But really, you need to do your part to help save our planet
Treat it like a beautiful gem that it is
Before it’s too late 

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Who Knows (Lyrics)


Intro 
Hello master
Oh, why are you so sad?
Let me cheer you up

1st Verse
Have you lost a friend 
Someone you love 
I'll be your friend 
Someone to love 

I'll be your sunshine 
I'll be the rain 
I'll be the one
To brighten your day 

I'll be your strength
I'll be your tower
Day after day
Hour after hour 

When you will sleep
I'll lay by your side
Ride through the storm 
Right by your side 

Chorus
Who knows, who knows
Us kitties we know
We know when you're sad
And when you feel low

We know all your pain 
And when you feel hurt 
We know when you cry 
Don't worry were there

If you need a friend
Were there to the end 
Wipe away tears 
Cuz we'll be your friend 

Who knows, who knows
Us kitties we know
We know we know 

2nd Verse 
When you are sad and when you feel low
Us kitties know we know we know 
And when you have no, have no place to go 
Us kitties we know we know 

We're quickly there to gently comfort you 
Unconditional love you know that it's true 
When you cannot find a friend to call your own 
Us kitties will love you like you are our own 

Chorus 

3rd Verse 
We'll cherish you 
All that we can 
Brighten your day 
24 7 

Who knows who knows 
Us kitties we know
Please hold us tight 
And never let go 

The pain that you fell 
Will soon dissipate 
Like it was carried
Away the rain 

All we need is love 
And a little bit of food 
Wipe away your tears 
We all love you 

Chorus 

Ending
Don't worry master
Everything's going to be ok 
I'll be here with you 
Purrrr

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Preppy Cat (Lyrics)


(Beginning)
This one's for all those preppy kitty cats out there 
I see you
This is your home boy n2 
Representing all the preppy felines 
check me out

1st Verse
I am a preppy Kitty you should check me out
Watch me do my dance, I'm so preppy preppy wow
Got my preppy hat and my stunna shades on
I never a wear a sweater made out of nylon

I wear sweaters cuz i'm coming from the cold 
Put my gloves on I'm so preppy oh
The Ladies love me 
Read it on me now 
I am  a preppy cat, you should check me out 

I play basketball in my preppy jersey 
I kick a soccer ball look at me I'm preppy 
I try to look so hot when I get dressed 
Don't act like you're not impressed 

I beat up Kona when I get a chance 
I'm so preppy aint got time for romance 
Watch me do my dance, watch me do my dance
Watch me do my preppy, preppy, preppy, preppy dance!

Chorus x 2 
I am so preppy, this is my dance
If you can feel me clap clap your hands
I am so preppy, prep-preppy cat
Preppy cat, prep-prep-preppy cat

2nd Verse 
Got a leather jacket in my preppy closet 
Got to take it out cuz I want to really rock it 
Get my inspiration from my Preppy Sweaters
Look at me I'm hot, I could never look better

So handsome, So fly 
So hot, I'm a preppy preppy guy 
On another level, oh oh my 
The ladies go crazy when I walk on by 

Call mr. mr. mr. kitty 
So oh popular, known around the city
Big in my country, big around the trail 
So oh  big, I blow up the scale 

I'm on a diet for weight management
I guess I got so Preppy that I couldn't handle it, oh
I'm a rock star, I'm a big thing
Looking so preppy when I chase around the string, yep

Chorus x 2 

Ending
I hit a home run with this one hommie 
Representing all the fine felines
yeah, aint no one taking away my preppy 

I'm so preppy, yep, yep, I'm so preppy (repeat to fade)
Hey Kona check me out!
Time to go play some Golf 
Got some new clubs here
Gonna go do what I do
I'm a Kitty Cat
Making my Song
This is N2!

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

I Get Tuna (Lyrics)


(Beginning)
Humans measure there wealth by how much money they have 
But us cats, we measure success by Tuna
I I I get Tuna check me out 

1st Verse
I am Mr. tuna man, I get tuna by the can 
When I hear can opener I ju-just go crazy man 
Watch me do tuna dance, I sh-sh-sh-shake my pants 
Stack my tuna so high, it's higher than a ceiling fan 

Really man, if you can, stack that tuna higher than 
Sky scrapper, jaw breaker, no my tuna's softer than 
Cashmere, listen here, mr. mr. looky here 
I can smell a tuna can a thousand miles away in France and

When I hear that click, click, I just go crazy man 
Drink up all the tuna juice and then get more crazy than 
Scratch all up your leg and then I jump around the house and dance 
This is my my my my my my tu-tu-tu-tu tuna dance 

Tuna is delicious, tuna is nutritious 
From what I understand, it comes from the fishes 
From the sea, to the can, making me happy man
This is for my kitties that are struggling in Japan

Chorus
Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
I get tuna, I get Tuna
Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
I-I-I want tuna, feed me now 

2nd Verse 
This is my MTV cribs mr. looky here 
I stack my tuna all around round everywhere 
On the couch, on the table 
In the bathroom, dinning table 
If I was a horsey I would stack it in my little stable 

No I don't have a stable, and I just cut my cable  
Don't watch it anyway, I just eat and eat and eat
The only I time I get some sleep is when I just can not eat 
But I got more tuna than a farmer ever had tomatoes 

Hide it the sock drawer, hide by the front door 
Hide it in the closet, got a key I lock it 
Even by the tv set cables there's a tuna can 
Hey man, don't you touch my tuna, eh, eh!

Got some over by the lamp
Stack my tuna like a champ
Get more tuna than the average Kit-Kitty Cat 
Tell me what you think of that, such a hungry kitty cat 
Is that tuna that I smell, give it to me now!

Chorus 

Bridge
Kona: Hey N2,
N2: Hello Kona
Kona: Mind if I have some of your tuna
N2: Yes I do, it's all mine, you can't have any 
Kona: We'll just see about that 

3rd Verse 
Kona:Yes I am a tuna stealer, it's because I'm Siamese
I'm sure that you mind if I just take a little bite of it 
Oh it smells so good I might just take another bite of it
namnamnamnamnam, Sorry it's gone 

Yes I am Kona, now your forewarned 
Lesson in life never leave it alone 
Never leave your tuna unattended cuz I'll 
eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat 

N2: Kona don't you ever touch my tuna
Never get get near it,  your stomach's is so mu-much bigger than your brain is 
Apparently I st st stutter when I get get angry 
And you don't ever want to ever see me really just get angry 

Sorry I just had a moment now I am so calmed down
Get away from my tuna, long arm of the law now 
Spit that tuna from your mouth or you will get a smack down 
Kona: Fine, I put it down
n2: good I'm calm now 

Chorus

You sing the lyrics, c'mon 
I get 
Tuna, Tuna
Come on Sing it, yeah!

This one is so awesome 
I love tuna
Oh, there's nothing more in the world I love 
Except catnip, I should do a song about catnip 
Oh next time 

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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dance Like A Cat (lyrics)


Dance Like A Cat

(beginning)
Oh, hello there!
This one's for all those dancing kitty cats out there
I see you 
I know you love to dance
And when you hear this music 
You better report to the dance floor
One!  Two!  Three!  Let's go!!!

1st Verse 
The cat is back
On another track 
I dance so preppy
I'm the opposite of whack 

Blacker than black 
Midnight cat 
Solid like a rock
Popular cuz I talk 

All the preppy kitty cats 
Just unite 
Black, white, calico 
Dance all night 

Himalayan, Maine Coon  
Russian Blue, Tortie kitties 
Put your paws up 
Like a big ol' Preppy kitty 

If you got a furry tail 
Green eyes, blue eyes 
Bushy tail, skinny tail 
Scratch something with your nails 

Are you a ferrel cat?
I'm ok with that 
Lemme see you dan dan dance 
Do the robot 

If you love Tuna 
Lemme see you dance
If you love catnip
Lemme see you dance

If you love fish toys
Lemme see you dance 
If you hate the vet 
Then stop!

Chorus 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Dan dan dan dan dan 
Dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Calling all cats 
Dan dance like a cat 

Dance like a cat 
Dance, dance like a cat 
Dan dan dan dan dan 
Dance like a cat 

2nd Verse
Um excuse me Houston 
Ok
We got a problem 
It's a revolution 

Kitty cats dancing 
Straight to the music 
Dan dan dan dance
Anyway you choose it 

If you're from Texas 
Then catch a mouse
If you're from Detroit 
Then catch a mouse

If you're from New York 
Then catch a mouse
If you're from Florida
Catch a Gecko

I like to shake my 
P p p pants 
Oops I don't wear pants 
I just CAT DANCE!

Making kitties get down 
England to France 
When I hear this song I 
C c cat dance!

Excuse me, pardon me
I dance like a cat 
Young, old, Scottish Fold 
Skinny and fat 

Fatter than fat
Then go on a diet 
Sh the neighbours are sleeping 
Be quiet 

(Chorus)

Bridge 
Hey N2
Hello Kona 
N2, you better let me say sumin' on this track
Mmmm… do it!

All the Siamese cats
No matter where you come from 
Wreck something in the house 
Then just play dumb 

I howl all night 
I walk like a champ 
I hid your car keys 
And yes I broke the lamp 

I'm so social 
I'm a party animal 
Yes I'm a cat so… 
You can take it literal-

Ly, I'm a mangy 
Feline, beeline 
Straight to the tuna 
Give it to me sooner 

Got a new couch
Where you love to sit at 
Have no fear
I've already wrecked that 

Tear up the chair 
And rip up the Sofa 
So much stress you go in a coma 

Call me Kona 
Yes I'm a princess
Now you're on my time 
This is a business 

Big ears, blue eyes
Yes I'm evil 
Life with me 
Is the opposite of peaceful 

Chorus 

(Ending)
Come on hommies
You know you want to dance to this 
Shake your furry pants to this 
Were gonna get down 

You know I love Auto Tune 
It's what I do 
My name's N2
I'm gonna rock out 

N2 this is the worst performance 
You've ever done 
On any song 
Any song I've ever heard you do 

It's just awful 
Awful, awful

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